Labels on beakers and cracked watchglasses Problems I can't solve when sitting in classes Numbers I add that don't mean a damn thing These are a few of those confusing things Burets and pipets and aqueous solutions Weighing and stirring and mixing dilutions Flames from my Bunsen that melt everything These are a few more annoying things Chorus: When the acid spills When the flask breaks When the smells get bad I simply remember I hate Chemistry and That's why I'm going mad. Acids and Bases and crystals and gasses White paper filters that burn into ashes Hydtratedcarbons and Benzoic rings These are a few of those nerve wracking things. Ammonia and nitrates and stuff that is caustic Aprons and goggles made from some kind of plastic Hazardous junk that will kill anything these are just more troublesome things. Chorus: When the acid spills When the flask breaks When the smells get bad I simply remember I hate Chemistry and That's why I'm going mad.